ohmygod

This Thing

If there is one thing that i would in actuality give my left leg to avoid

it's this thing

Psychrolutes marcidus 

Like seriously, what in the actual hell is this thing

This thing is simultaneously terrifies me and bewilders me

Whose great idea was it to not hunt this thing to extinction? if i caught this in my fishing net i would kill it on sight

like what would even happen if you stepped on this? would it explode into a wave of disgusting bodily fluids and drown you?  i can't imagine what this thing's insides look like. wait, if you look closely at it's  mouth you can see a mysterious green slobber dripping from its mouth

it there more of that in there?! on second thought, please, just let this thing shrivel up and die in the heat, i don't want to see any of its vital organs or more of that green mucus stuff. basically, this thing is the worst creature ever to grace this earth, at least in my opinion.